The Great Dust Bunny Uprising of 2025

You might think your Xbox or PlayStation is just sitting there, quietly waiting for you to boot it up—but inside, a war is raging. The dust bunnies have taken control. They’ve built their fluff fortress around the cooling system, clogging up vents, and staging an all-out assault on your fan speeds.

Before long, your console sounds like it’s about to launch into orbit, your games stutter, and suddenly, you’re playing “Guess Who’s Overheating?” instead of your favourite FPS.

Don’t let them win. Book a deep clean, evict the dust bunnies, and reclaim your console today. We promise, no actual bunnies will be harmed.